JOKES

Students of the 5th and 6th year of Primary have worked the content and the vocabulary of some short jokes related to animals, doctors and patients, teachers and students... They are some of the best ones although everybody knows that English humour is not very fun.


1. Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

2. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

3. PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn´t do?"

TEACHER: " Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven´t done my homework."

3. The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.

The student: I walk, you walk, he walks…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.

The student: I run, you run, he runs…

4. In a restaurant:

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

5. What does it say a green grape to a purple grape?

Breathe! Breathe!

6. Q: What does the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!

7. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abe!

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H...!